- "I know your views and treat them as another case of ignorance =]"
-"They tried to 'K-I-Double-L' (K-I-L-L) me" -Jacob
- Me- "Zach do you smell that"
Zach - "Yeah, Sammy must be here now."
Sammy - "GUYS! Not cool."
- "OMG, he smells like dead babies and armpits that have sat in the bottom of white river for 375794 years. " HSM2
- Me- "Did you hear that? My car zoomed!"
Kiley - "All cars zoom."
Me - "Oh, I thought my car was special. :("
- "You smell like a Cinnamon Rasin Bagel" - HSM2
-"Screw poison I have bread crumbs." - HSM2
-Me- "haha it's still there."
Kayla - "I'm not washing it off til nature has its way with it."
- Me- "AHHH!!!!!!!" (backwards summer salt)
(class looks at me in amazement)
Me- "Sorry. There was a spider."
(everyone in the class starts cracking up with laughter)
Random Guy in Class- "Your summer salt was EPIC!! It was like I was watching it in slow motion."
- Eigy - "17 cents"
-Eigy - "herbivores."
- "(516): I'm stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test." -T.F.L.N.
-Today, my roommate tried to butt rape me with an umbrella. [TRUE LIFE]
-"Person 1 - “Have you ever masturbated?”
Person 2 – (hands on face) “Not Here!”
[anonymous] "
-"It's like us right now... except you're a guy & I'm high."
-"Imma cut a bitch in a min." - Chelsea #2
-"Nothing like the smell of cum & B.O. in the A.M." - T.F.L.N.
