The BIG 21 Bucket List

Things to do in my twenty-first year:

I. Buy an alcoholic beverage    ✓ 
II. Start & stay with the 365 pictures during a year
III. Meet 21 new people    ✓ 
IV. Go on a spring break trip with friends ✓

V. Double the money in my savings 
VI. Learn to drive a stick shift

VII. Go legit horseback riding

VIII. Achieve my ideal weight
IX. Go ice skating ✓

X. Go to a winery 

XI. Go on a pub crawl ✓

XII. Go scuba diving

XIII. Go camping
XIV. Train for Little 500

XV. Go sailing

XVI. Go tubing
XVII. Learn to play golf

XVIII. Learn to snowboard/ski

XIX. Go sledding

XX. Certify someone as a lifeguard

XXI. Become an EMT/Or shadow one for a few days 

Lil' Wayne & Lil' 5

Okay so first of all, who all is attending the Lil' Wayne concert tonight?  

I'd have to say I'm more than excited about it, even though I wasn't attending until last night.  Best day ever starting at 10:04pm when my dad called me telling me I had back stage passes!!!! I'm pretty sure anyone on my floor who wasn't awake might have been woke up at that point in time, due to my screams down the hallway with me & my friend who could now attend the concert!!!! So for those of you going look on stage right or left for a chick in a blue stripped shirt, that's be me. =D

Now the only problem I have is getting up for work the next day considering I told them yesterday, before the phone call, that I would be more than willing to come in early and help out with their lil' 5 business.  I don't know what I was thinking!!!! I need to grow myself a back bone for that wonderful place that employees me for the next 2 weeks I'm there.  But on a side note if any of you have every worked at McDonalds' and want to go in for me, just let me know, lol.  You don't even have to know breakfast because I sure don't... this will be about the third time I have ever worked it, so I don't even know how helpful I'm even going to be.  #NappingOnTheCounter 

Facebook & Twitter

 Alright, so I finally folded and got myself a Twitter.  I'm only following like 20 something people but let me tell you, those people can tweet!  When I got a twitter I didn't know you had to update it 10 times in a 2 minute time frame.  I believe I need a tutor for it!  I can't seem to keep up, i thought my one tweet a day was amazing, and then I looked in my tweet newsfeed and boy was I wrong, lol.  @cheburri

Facebook on the other hand I've got down, which I'm pretty sure most of us in college do.  It's helping my major in procrastination out very well... NOT!!!!!  I did however just realize it's a wonderful tool for stalking people!!! Now before you think I'm the facebook stalker I'm not.  But some random girl sitting in the Starbucks on Kirkwood is.  I didn't know who she was, but apparently she knows me, or at least my facebook!!! I was just minding my own business about to grab some coffee at Starbucks with some friends when I saw my profile page on some random person's computer! 100% Creeped me out!  So if any of you happen to be this random girl & want to explain your story, go for it!! =D I wont judge you.... too much! 

Nonsense & Hoopla

Nonsense - So, I just put in my two-week notice on a job I've had since I was 17, wonderful McDonalds'.  In case you were looking for a job, don't choose McDonald's as your future job choose.  Yeah it's nice that no matter what I want to be able to work, and times I'm free they work with.  But it isn't worth the pay or all the nonsense they make you put up with.  Worst job of my life, besides the crew members that worked there, they were all pretty fabulous! =D

Hoopla - Now hitting on the hoopla of my blog!!! This summer my roommates and I are going skydiving ... AGAIN!  Except this time we will be barefoot and in shorts, & not freezing our limbs off.  I'm also heading to Panama Beach May 7th-14th with a few of my friends.  It's going to be fun!!!! We already have a lot of it planned out of what we will be doing and what not while there for week, considering that 3 of the 6 people going with us have never been past the state of Kentucky!  Crazy, I know! But it should be a wonderful week of tanning, relaxation, trial of new things, and crazy adventures. I've been counting down for months now. 

His side?

Okay so what;

Yes, he may be five years older, but he looks as young as me,

Yes, he may take life to serious, but serious is what I need,

Yes, you may think he is a douche bag, but that side is mild indeed,

Yes, he may be one inch shorter, but he’d make up for it you’d see.

Once again, so what;

Yes, I asked him to hang out with others, but I didn’t show,

Yes, he may seem really nerdy, but I find that quiet attractive,

Yes, we both make fun of one another, but I don’t see where it’s leading.

Yes, you say he flirts with me, but why won’t he make a move,

UH!!

Now you say they just broke up, but she is a cutthroat bitch,

Now you say he does show interest, but he wouldn’t break the rules,

Now you say he’s too much older, but when did age go into count,

Now you say they might get back together, but he begs to differ with that.

So now…

Now you say to give it time that if it’s meant to be it will.

But what if he gets back with her, before he sees what we could be.

Now you say to let faith handle it, but what if faith fucks up?

Can’t he see I really like him?

I just want my questions answered;

Do you like her or me?

Would you like to just hangout?

Or spend an evening together outside of work?

Are you this douche that will just keep stringing me along?

Or is there more to you then meets THEIR eye?

Well then,

And don’t you dare say this can’t happen do to work and all their rules.  Every other person does it and I know you’re dying to step out and break something, can’t you just make it this?

The inside jokes of my life.

- "I know your views and treat them as another case of ignorance =]"

-"They tried to 'K-I-Double-L' (K-I-L-L) me" -Jacob

- Me- "Zach do you smell that"
   Zach - "Yeah, Sammy must be here now."
   Sammy - "GUYS! Not cool."

- "OMG, he smells like dead babies and armpits that have sat in the bottom of white river for 375794 years. " HSM2

- Me- "Did you hear that?  My car zoomed!"
   Kiley - "All cars zoom."
   Me - "Oh, I thought my car was special. :("

- "You smell like a Cinnamon Rasin Bagel" - HSM2

-"Screw poison I have bread crumbs." - HSM2

-Me- "haha it's still there."
  Kayla - "I'm not washing it off til nature has its way with it."

- Me- "AHHH!!!!!!!" (backwards summer salt)
  (class looks at me in amazement)
  Me- "Sorry. There was a spider."
  (everyone in the class starts cracking up with laughter)
  Random Guy in Class- "Your summer salt was EPIC!! It was like I was watching it in slow motion."

- Eigy - "17 cents"

-Eigy - "herbivores."

- "(516): I'm stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test."  -T.F.L.N.

-Today, my roommate tried to butt rape me with an umbrella. [TRUE LIFE]

-"Person 1 - “Have you ever masturbated?”
   Person 2 – (hands on face) “Not Here!”
   [anonymous] "

-"It's like us right now... except you're a guy & I'm high."

-"Imma cut a bitch in a min." - Chelsea #2

-"Nothing like the smell of cum & B.O. in the A.M." - T.F.L.N.

SICK!

 Just a little four letter word.  Or at least that’s what you’re taught. It’s the world you use for allergies, senioritis, or when you are just trying to get out of things.  
It feels like yesterday was the day it affected her.  She remembers the day as she sat on the exam table in the box sized doctor’s office infected with cotton swabs and smelling of rubber gloves waiting for him to return.  It seemed as though days had passed as she sat there, yet it had only been 45 minutes, until my doctor entered the room with three others.  She doesn't remember much after that moment.  All she can remember are the looks on their faces, disappointment, shock and utter sorrow, which are still etched in her mind.  Their looks told her all she needed to know....  Imagine just turning 19 and having your whole life flash before your eyes.  The only thing going through her mind at that moment was: 'How am I going to tell my family this?'  


That’s the day she got labeled as sick.  Just a simple four-letter word changed her life.